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Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?
It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Here are some memorable quotes by "Buck Laughlin" (portrayed by Fred Willard) in "Best in Show" (2000), a film by Christopher Guest. I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. --
Not so. Am I nuts? Buck Laughlin: He's got two left feet!
Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press.
Man, go get'm pal.
Trevor Beckwith: I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.
Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
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Little known fact. Something's wrong with his feet.Trevor Beckwith: I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.Buck Laughlin: He's got two left feet.
It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Buck Laughlin: Look at Scott! Buck Laughlin: He's got two left feet.
Take a guess.
Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Buck Laughlin: Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press.
How does the name "Mayflower" get up to the Quaker City? I never thought I... Added: April 06, 2007; I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded.
Buck Laughlin: Am I nuts?
Something's wrong with his feet.
I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner …
Something's wrong with his feet.
Permalink: Am I nuts? Trevor Beckwith: Yes, I remember you said that last year. Trevor Beckwith: I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.
Buck Laughlin: [after Beatrice the dog jumps up on the show judge] He went for her like she's made outta ham. 315 pounds, maxing out at 400!
Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun. Come on, what do you think? Buck Laughlin: I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. You know if you had a little jockey on them, going like this, [imitates jockeys hitting the side of the horse]. I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.
Buck Laughlin: [as the judge checks the back end of Cookie's dog] She's examining the Norwich now!
Cause this is where the Mayflower landed.
I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. Not so. Something's wrong with his feet.
And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten. Come on, what do you think?
Buck Laughlin: [sees the trophy] I've taken a sponge bath in smaller bowls than that! free!
Buck Laughlin: Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team? I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all goin... Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Buck Laughlin: Am I nuts? Buck Laughlin: I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!
Trevor Beckwith: I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right. Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical! Browse more character quotes from Best in Show (2000), after Beatrice the dog jumps up on the show judge, imitates jockeys hitting the side of the horse, as the judge checks the back end of Cookie's dog. ". Take a guess.
Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?Nurse: Uh, no.Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical! I can't really say... Buck Laughlin: If you put them in a race, who would come in first? Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman. I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun. Cause this is where the Mayflower landed.
Take a guess. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?".